mesej

AI receptionist for WhatsApp and Telegram

An AI receptionist that never messages anyone first.

It picks up every WhatsApp and Telegram message the moment it arrives, answers the questions you have answered a thousand times, and hands you the ones that need you. It cannot start a conversation, and it never makes a phone call.

CustomerHi, are you open Sunday?
Customerand how much for a cut and colour?
mesejWe are closed Sundays. Cut and colour is 95, about two hours. Want me to note you down for a day this week?

Two messages, one reply. It waits a few seconds to see if you are still typing, then answers once.

The loop

A slow reply does not just lose the booking.

It shows up in your reviews. The message you did not get to and the star rating you did not deserve are the same problem, and nothing on the market treats them that way.

1. The message arrives mid-job

You are with a client. It waits. By the time you look, they have messaged three other places.

2. You answer the same five questions

Opening hours. Do you do this. How much. Where do I park. Every day, forever.

3. It lands in your reviews

"Never got back to me." One sentence, permanent, and visible to everyone searching for you.

The part everyone else buries

It is built so it cannot go rogue.

Every other AI receptionist is selling you more autonomy. This one sells you less, and it is the only one that can prove it, because the limits are in the architecture and not in a settings page.

  • It cannot message anyone first.There is no code path that starts a conversation. Not a follow-up, not a promotion, not a review request out of the blue.
  • It cannot invent a price.If the answer is not in your notes, it does not guess. It says so and hands the question to you.
  • It cannot confirm a booking.It takes the details. You confirm. An AI that says yes to a slot it cannot see is worse than no AI at all.
  • It cannot answer the phone.It does not try. Voice is the hardest channel to get right and the most expensive to get wrong.

Where it works

Two inboxes and your reviews.

WhatsApp

Connected through Meta's official API, so your number keeps working as a normal phone and nothing about the setup risks your account.

Telegram

Included on every plan. Telegram bots are not allowed to start conversations either, so the platform enforces the same rule we do.

Source: Telegram Bot API documentation. Read 2026-09-18.

Google reviews

Drafts a reply to every review that actually mentions what the customer said. Not a messaging channel: Google ended Business Profile chat in 2024, so nobody can offer that, whatever their site says.

Source: Google Business Profile Help, chat and call history ended 31 July 2024. Read 2026-09-18.

Early access

It is being built now.

There is no product to sign into yet, and no trial to start. Leave your address and tell us where your customers actually message you, and you will hear from us when there is something real to try.

Where do enquiries actually arrive?

One email when there is something to try. Nothing else, and no list is shared with anyone.